The Rockford Files

Reviews & Comments

Robert I. Sadler


Backlash of the Hunter

Backlash of the Hunter

1974 – Pilot


The Kirkoff Case

The Kirkoff Case

1974 – Series 1, Episode 1

four out of five

Larry Kirkoff is accused of murdering his parents and hires Rockford to find the real killers. Rockford uncovers that both parents had extra-marital affairs and eventually tracks down one of the killers. This is a typical first series episode, with everybody still trying to find their groove.


The Dark and Bloody Ground

The Dark and Bloody Ground

1974 – Series 1, Episode 2


The Countess

The Countess

1974 – Series 1, Episode 3


Exit Prentiss Carr

Exit Prentiss Carr

1974 – Series 1, Episode 4


Tall Woman in Red Wagon

Tall Woman in Red Wagon

1974 – Series 1, Episode 5


This Case is Closed

This Case is Closed

1974 – Series 1, Episodes 6 & 7

This episode contains probably one of the best dialogues of the series, between James Garner and Del Monroe.


The Big Ripoff

The Big Ripoff

1974 – Series 1, Episode 8


Find Me If You Can

Find Me If You Can

1974 – Series 1, Episode 9


In Pursuit of Carol Thorne

In Pursuit of Carol Thorne

1974 – Series 1, Episode 10


The Dexter Crisis

The Dexter Crisis

1974 – Series 1, Episode 11


Caledonia – It’s Worth a Fortune

Caledonia – It’s Worth a Fortune

1974 – Series 1, Episode 12

three out of five

Rockford is hired by a woman to help her find a small fortune stashed by her husband before he was sent to prison. Unfortunately she only knows the name of the town, because the directions he gave to his old partner in crime. Forced to work together to find the loot, Rockford has his hands full trying to keep the peace and deal with the other ex-cons looking for an easy score. The top-notch performances make this a very watchable and above-average episode.


Profit and Loss

Profit and Loss

1974 – Series 1, Episodes 13 & 14

five out of five

Rockford is assaulted and a potential client kidnapped. A day or so later he's arrested for filing a false police report, as the man denies everything. In an attempt to clear himself, Rockford starts to ask questions about the man’s employer, Fiscal Dynamics Inc. Soon he’s threatened with a $10 million lawsuit by the president of FDI and is hired by the wife of a previous employee. Rockford figures out the scam and nails the bad guy. An excellent two-parter, with the garbage disposal unit ultimately saving the day.


Aura Lee, Farewell

Aura Lee, Farewell

1975 – Series 1, Episode 15

two out of five

A slow and uninspired episode in which Sara Butler hires Jim to investigate the death of an employee, the Aura Lee of the title. Obviously he figures it all out, catches the crook and gets stiffed by his client.


Sleight of Hand

Sleight of Hand

1975 – Series 1, Episode 16


Counter Gambit

Counter Gambit

1975 – Series 1, Episode 17

five out of five

Moss Williams is about to be released from prison and hires Rockford to find his girlfriend, who has suddenly stopped corresponding. Although Rockford tracks her down, it seems Moss is really after a pearl necklace he and Harry Crown stole a few years back and left in the care of the girlfriend. An insurance investigator is also after the necklace. But then it all goes wrong...

The safe-cracking technique is ingenious, Angel as weasily as ever and the scams brilliant. Definitely one of the best episodes.


Claire

Claire

1975 – Series 1, Episode 18


Say Goodbye to Jennifer

Say Goodbye to Jennifer

1975 – Series 1, Episode 19

two out of five

Rockford is hired by an ex-army buddy to find a model who is on the run after her boyfriend was murdered. A very weak and dragging episode.


Charlie Harris At Large

Charlie Harris At Large

1975 – Series 1, Episode 20

three out of five

Charlie Harris’s wife is murdered and he’s the prime suspect. Only he has an alibi who won't come forward — the woman he’s having an affair with, but doesn’t know her real name. Eventually Rockford tracks her down, but she casts doubt on Charlie’s innocence. So Rockford devises a weak scam to force her into exonerating Charlie and inadvertently he catches the real killer. Somewhat entertaining episode with good performances all round.


The Four Pound Brick

The Four Pound Brick

1975 – Series 1, Episode 21


Just By Accident

Just By Accident

1975 – Series 1, Episode 22


Roundabout

Roundabout

1975 – Series 1, Episode 23

three out of five

Rockford is hired to deliver an insurance cheque to a singer in Las Vegas. Only she is very reluctant to accept the money and when they try to bank it, it is revealed that she has over $300 000 already in the account. Quickly it is figured that her manager is using her act to launder money for the mob. Anyway, with the help of a Japanese investor, Rockford fixes everything.

The chase at the end is hilarious, but the “bug off” scene really stupid. Anyway, a somewhat entertaining episode.


The Aaron Ironwood School of Success

The Aaron Ironwood School of Success

1975 – Series 2, Episode 1

three out of five

Aaron Ironwood was fostered by the Rockfords and is now a multi-millionaire. However, he reveals that he has some business troubles and signs over all his wealth to Jim. But when the buyers turn out to be the mob, Rockford quickly sells. Then the Feds turn up, as the whole company was a pyramid scheme. Anyway, the mobsters are now out for revenge, as Jim sold them a “bucket of sand” for twenty million. An average episode, with a lot of good talent wasted on minor roles.


The Farnsworth Stratagem

The Farnsworth Stratagem

1975 – Series 2, Episode 2


Gearjammers

Gearjammers

1975 – Series 2, Episodes 3 & 4


The Deep Blue Sleep

The Deep Blue Sleep

1975 – Series 2, Episode 5

two out of five

Beth hires Rockford to investigate the disappearance (and death) of an old friend working as a model for a fashion company. Here he uncovers a mob money-laundering setup. An average episode.


The Great Blue Lake Land and Development Company

The Great Blue Lake Land and Development Company

1975 – Series 2, Episode 6

five out of five

Rockford overnights in a small Nevada town and, as they have no bank, entrusts $10 000 to the safe of a land developer. Next morning the person who had signed the receipt is non-existent and the money gone. Jim enlists the help of Rocky and a conman to get to the bottom of things. A very enjoyable episode in typical Rockford fashion.

In the light of all the real estate developments in my area, this episode is disturbingly applicable. Like Rocky said: “Out there where there’s nothing but sand and jack-rabbits, he tried to sell me a boat. A boat!


The Real Easy Red Dog

The Real Easy Red Dog

1975 – Series 2, Episode 7

five out of five

Rockford is hired by a woman to investigate the suicide of her sister, only to discover that it was all a setup by another P.I. to lure the cops away from an insurance recovery. Problem is that Rockford believes the sister was really murdered. A good episode, with Stefanie Powers giving a cracker performance. I especially enjoyed the “you’re a lousy shot” remark by her to the bad guy.


Resurrection in Black & White

Resurrection in Black & White

1975 – Series 2, Episode 8

one out of five

Rockford is hired by a reporter to investigate a six-and-a-half year old murder. So-so episode, with Jim’s usual gorilla-suit line reversed on him the probable highlight.


Chicken Little is a Little Chicken

Chicken Little is a Little Chicken

1975 – Series 2, Episode 9

three out of five

Angel hides $30 000 in the panel of the left door of Rockford’s car. Soon some nasties arrive and Angel is implicated in the swindle of the year. Jim conceives a con involving a shell-game with several briefcases at Angel’s funeral to resolve the matter. Does it work? Good, solid episode.


2 Into 5.56 Won’t Go

2 Into 5.56 Won’t Go

1975 – Series 2, Episode 10


Pastoria Prime Pick

Pastoria Prime Pick

1975 – Series 2, Episode 11


The Reincarnation of Angie

The Reincarnation of Angie

1975 – Series 2, Episode 12


The Girl in the Bay City Boys’ Club

The Girl in the Bay City Boys’ Club

1975 – Series 2, Episode 13


The Hammer of C Block

The Hammer of C Block

1976 – Series 2, Episode 14


The No-Cut Contract

The No-Cut Contract

1976 – Series 2, Episode 15


A Portrait of Elizabeth

A Portrait of Elizabeth

1976 – Series 2, Episode 16


Joey Blue Eyes

Joey Blue Eyes

1976 – Series 2, Episode 17


In Hazard

In Hazard

1976 – Series 2, Episode 18


The Italian Bird Fiasco

The Italian Bird Fiasco

1976 – Series 2, Episode 19

five out of five

Rockford is hired to act as an agent in the purchase of a sculpture that might be part of a priceless set – only to be assaulted and the artwork smashed. Nevertheless, he’s retained to purchase the other two birds. But when these are also deliberately destroyed, Jim starts to investigate and uncovers a diamond smuggling operation. Good episode which again draws on Rockford’s initial confused state to create humour along with suspense.


Where’s Houston?

Where’s Houston?

1976 – Series 2, Episode 20

two out of five

The granddaughter of a friend of Rocky is kidnapped. Or so it seems at first, because the grandfather is murdered and the granddaughter returns from a business trip. Rockford investigates and uncovers a real estate shake-down. One of the weaker episodes.


Foul on the First Play

Foul on the First Play

1976 – Series 2, Episode 21

two out of five

Rockford is hired by his old parole officer to investigate a possible basketball fix, but soon finds himself in a big mess when things are not as they were presented. Not much of a story, but Louis Gossett makes the episode as the smooth-talker down on his luck.


A Bad Deal in the Valley

A Bad Deal in the Valley

1976 – Series 2, Episode 22

five out of five

Rockford is asked by an old girlfriend to deliver some escrow papers. Only problem is that the briefcase contains funny money and Jim gets nailed by the Feds. Released with a tail, he investigates and uncovers a scam within a scam. Nicely done.


The Fourth Man

The Fourth Man

1976 – Series 3, Episode 1


The Oracle Wore a Cashmere Suit

The Oracle Wore a Cashmere Suit

1976 – Series 3, Episode 2


The Family Hour

The Family Hour

1976 – Series 3, Episode 3


Feeding Frenzy

Feeding Frenzy

1976 – Series 3, Episode 4


Drought at Indianhead River

Drought at Indianhead River

1976 – Series 3, Episode 5


Coulter City Wildcat

Coulter City Wildcat

1976 – Series 3, Episode 6


So Help Me God

So Help Me God

1976 – Series 3, Episode 7


Rattlers’ Class of ’63

Rattlers’ Class of ’63

1976 – Series 3, Episode 8


Return to the 38<sup>th</sup> Parallel

Return to the 38th Parallel

1976 – Series 3, Episode 9


Piece Work

Piece Work

1976 – Series 3, Episode 10


The Trouble with Warren

The Trouble with Warren

1976 – Series 3, Episode 11


There’s One in Every Port

There’s One in Every Port

1977 – Series 3, Episode 12


Sticks & Stones May Break Your Bones, But Waterbury Will Bury You

Sticks & Stones May Break Your Bones, But Waterbury Will Bury You

1977 – Series 3, Episode 13


The Trees, The Bees and T.T. Flowers

The Trees, The Bees and T.T. Flowers

1977 – Series 3, Episodes 14 & 15

four out of five

An old friend of Rocky is declared incompetent, so that his greedy son-in-law can sell his farm to developers. Rockford investigates. A very good two-parter, which personally strikes a bit close to reality.


The Becker Connection

The Becker Connection

1977 – Series 3, Episode 16


Just Another Polish Wedding

Just Another Polish Wedding

1977 – Series 3, Episode 17


New Life, Old Dragons

New Life, Old Dragons

1977 – Series 3, Episode 18


To Protect and Serve

To Protect and Serve

1977 – Series 3, Episodes 19 & 20


Crack Back

Crack Back

1977 – Series 3, Episode 21


Dirty Money, Black Light

Dirty Money, Black Light

1977 – Series 3, Episode 22


Beamer’s Last Case

Beamer’s Last Case

1977 – Series 4, Episode 1

four out of five


Trouble in Chapter 17

Trouble in Chapter 17

1977 – Series 4, Episode 2

three out of five


The Battle of Canoga Park

The Battle of Canoga Park

1977 – Series 4, Episode 3

three out of five

This episode links with The A-Team episode There Goes The Neigborhood in that here Canoga Park is about to be built and there it takes place in the suburb.


Second Chance

Second Chance

1977 – Series 4, Episode 4

five out of five


The Dog and Pony Show

The Dog and Pony Show

1977 – Series 4, Episode 5

five out of five


Requiem for a Funny Box

Requiem for a Funny Box

1977 – Series 4, Episode 6

three out of five


Quickie Nirvana

Quickie Nirvana

1977 – Series 4, Episode 7

four out of five


Irving the Explainer

Irving the Explainer

1977 – Series 4, Episode 8

five out of five

Rockford is hired by a writer to track down the associates of an old movie director. Everything snowballs, as the old director had ties with the Hermann Göring of Luftwaffe-fame, and the Sûreté and former members of the Abwehr are trying to recover a stolen painting. Throw in a thirty year old murder and we see Jim as confused as he never was. Cracking good episode.


The Mayor’s Committee from Deer Lick Falls

The Mayor’s Committee from Deer Lick Falls

1977 – Series 4, Episode 9

three out of five


Hotel of Fear

Hotel of Fear

1977 – Series 4, Episode 10

four out of five


Forced Retirement

Forced Retirement

1977 – Series 4, Episode 11


The Queen of Peru

The Queen of Peru

1977 – Series 4, Episode 12

five out of five


A Deadly Maze

A Deadly Maze

1977 – Series 4, Episode 13

four out of five


The Attractive Nuisance

The Attractive Nuisance

1978 – Series 4, Episode 14

four out of five


The Gang at Don’s Drive-In

The Gang at Don’s Drive-In

1978 – Series 4, Episode 15

three out of five


The Paper Palace

The Paper Palace

1978 – Series 4, Episode 16

four out of five


Dwarf in a Helium Hat

Dwarf in a Helium Hat

1978 – Series 4, Episode 17

four out of five


South by Southeast

South by Southeast

1978 – Series 4, Episode 18

four out of five


The Competitive Edge

The Competitive Edge

1978 – Series 4, Episode 19

three out of five


The Prisoner of Rosemont Hall

The Prisoner of Rosemont Hall

1978 – Series 4, Episode 20

four out of five


The House on Willis Avenue

The House on Willis Avenue

1978 – Series 4, Episode 21

five out of five


Heartaches of a Fool

Heartaches of a Fool

1978 – Series 5, Episode 1

four out of five


Rosendahl and Gilda Stern Are Dead

Rosendahl and Gilda Stern Are Dead

1978 – Series 5, Episode 2

two out of five


The Jersey Bounce

The Jersey Bounce

1978 – Series 5, Episode 3

four out of five


White on White and Nearly Perfect

White on White and Nearly Perfect

1978 – Series 5, Episode 4

five out of five


Kill the Messenger

Kill the Messenger

1978 – Series 5, Episode 5

three out of five


A Good Clean Bust with Sequel Rights

A Good Clean Bust with Sequel Rights

1978 – Series 5, Episode 6

three out of five


Three Day Affair with a Thirty Day Escrow

Three Day Affair with a Thirty Day Escrow

1978 – Series 5, Episode 7

two out of five


The Empty Frame

The Empty Frame

1978 – Series 5, Episode 8


Black Mirror

Black Mirror

1978 – Series 5, Episodes 9 & 10

four out of five


A Fast Count

A Fast Count

1978 – Series 5, Episode 11

four out of five


Local Man Eaten by Newspaper

Local Man Eaten by Newspaper

1978 – Series 5, Episode 12

one out of five


With the French Heel Back, Can the Nehru Jacket Be Far Behind?

With the French Heel Back, Can the Nehru Jacket Be Far Behind?

1979 – Series 5, Episode 13

zero out of five


The Battle-Ax and the Exploding Cigar

The Battle-Ax and the Exploding Cigar

1979 – Series 5, Episode 14

five out of five


Guilt

Guilt

1979 – Series 5, Episode 15

three out of five


The Deuce

The Deuce

1979 – Series 5, Episode 16

three out of five


The Man Who Saw the Alligators

The Man Who Saw the Alligators

1979 – Series 5, Episode 17

one out of five


The Return of the Black Shadow

The Return of the Black Shadow

1979 – Series 5, Episode 18

zero out of five


A Material Difference

A Material Difference

1979 – Series 5, Episode 19

five out of five

Angel’s latest scam is to hire out as a hitman and then disappear with the down-payment. Only his first client has other plans and when Angel doesn’t fullfill the contract, they come after Rockford for information. Seems like this job involves a Soviet spy network, a secret formula and a suspicious navy officer who is playing it too close to the chest. You’'ll literally laugh out loud at the end when the formula is revealed. One of the few really good fifth series episodes.


Never Send a Boy King to Do a Man’s Job

Never Send a Boy King to Do a Man’s Job

1979 – Series 5, Episodes 20 & 21

five out of five


A Different Drummer

A Different Drummer

1979 – Series 5, Episode 22

one out of five